Are My Methods Unsound?

Although I have it on DVD, I watched Apocalypse Now through LoveFilm. It's the original edit, not the redux, but no worse for all that.



Willard's journey up the river and his confrontation with the enigmatic Kurtz marked the end of an era in Hollywood and nobody made films quite like this again.

Changing Names

Mr. Glitz has changed his name to...Mr. Glitz. You can't really have a new name without a new badge, so...:

Borrowing Your Watch To Tell You The Time

Back to Don Cheadle, he's the star of a new TV series from the states called House of Lies, all about business consultants.



Seems quite good, if a little bit near the knuckle.

Life During Wartime

LoveFilm have recently updated their apps such that the films download a lot faster and more reliably, so I've been watching a lot more movies.

Brooklyn's Finest

This is an American cop movie starring Don Cheadle, Wesley Snipes, Ethan Hawke (who once signed one his novels in Chelmsford!) and Richard Gere.



The movie follows the paths of three different policemen: a burnout seven days until he retires (Gere); a desperate family man who hits on the idea of robbing drug dealers (Hawke); and an undercover cop and having divided loyalties (Cheadle).

Although an excellent crime drama, it does suffer from having too many stories to tell. The burnout story could have been left out and more effort put into the other two stories, but each of the stories could have made a decent movie all by itself. Cheadle stands out for me as the conflicted undercover cop, but the others are all excellent, despite their limited screen time.

Angels and Demons

This is the adaption of the book by Dan Brown, whose name is a curse on the lips of every second-hand book seller:



If The DaVinci Code was silly, this is just ludicrous. I just wanted the bomb to go off - right in the middle of Vatican City, half way through the movie, so I didn't have to sit through the rest of this waste of celluloid. I hope it bombed.

Persepolis

This is an adaption of Marjane Satrapi's autobiographical comic book about growing up and living in Iran and Vienna:



Satrapi was co-director of the film, so what you see is pretty much as the books tell it. It's also a sad film as her family suffered terribly in the revolution and the Iran-Iraq war and she ends up leaving Iran forever, but it is a story about freedom and what it costs. The rendition of "Eye of the Tiger" was beyond funny.

World Book Night 2012

Amongst the usual flyers in my e-mail in-tray was an advert from Waterstones regarding World Book Night. I don't usually pay too much attention to these as, like the Booker prize and it's ilk, it's not what everyone reads. I scanned down the list and noted that Good Omens, by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman, was on it, as well as my brother-in-law's favourite author, Martina Cole, with her novel The Take. Also included are A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens and Sense and Insensibility by Jane Austen. All very well, I thought, until I spotted my all time favourite book in the list: The Player of Games, by Iain M. Banks.

I suppose most gamers will like it for the title alone, but it's certainly Banks's best (Use of Weapons comes close, and The Bridge is his other masterpiece, but he's not done anything that great in a long while: Surface Detail was dire!).

Anyway, the deal is that you get 24 copies and give them away. I'm not giving away my first copy (1st edition paperback) nor my signed copy, but if you want one, I'm more than happy to send you one on the day, which is 23rd April.

Sweet Smell of Success

Occasionally I form a list in my head of the best films I've ever seen. Not many of them are less than twenty years old. This is one of the best:



It has star-crossed lovers, a villain only Burt Lancaster could play and the anti-hero of them all in Sidney Falco. "Match me, Sidney!"

Winter Soldier

In 1972, a film was made using statements from the Winter Soldier investigation:



This was a public investigation, not Congressional or formal in any way, into atrocities of perpetrated by U.S. and allied forces during the Vietnam War. This was in the wake of the My Lai massacre, which was reported as an isolated incident. Winter Solder demonstrated that, although an extreme occurrence, these atrocities were "SOP" (Standard Operating Procedure) and by no means unusual.

This all seems like ancient history: it took place when I was about seven years old, but a new Winter Soldier project has been set up, both in America and Europe (but not the U.K., strangely) to document Afghanistan and Iraq.

Christmas and New Year

Thor and Captain America: The First Avenger

For Christmas, I got Thor and Captain America: The First Avenger on DVD:

Thor has got quite a few positive reviews, mainly because Kenneth Branagh has directed it, but there's nothing particularly exceptional about it, for a Marvel movie.



I thought it was well done, in particular the special effects, but seemed a bit one-dimentional (yeah, okay, it's Marvel, but Iron Man 1 wasn't like that). Saying this, it could have been really, really bad and maybe Kenny was just the right guy to do it?

More fun, perhaps, was Captain America: The First Avenger:



This is getting back to what the super hero comics were all about in the first place, kicking seven bells out of the bad guys. It's worth remembering that a lot of the early super heroes were created by Jewish cartoonists (Jacob Kurtzberg = Jack Kirby; Stanley Lieber = Stan Lee; Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster, who created Superman; Bob Kane, or Kahn, who created Batman) so Nazi's are a natural enemy for super heroes.

As an aside, the flying wing used at the end of the movie by the Crimson Skull is based on real designs for an "Amerika Bomber" by the Horten brothers and others.

A Budgie for Christmas

And someone bought me a little budgie:

Made from resin, but a nice little addition to the menagerie.

Submarine

This is a film about being a teenager in Wales during the 1980's, so how someone like me can possibly relate to this I can't imagine:



The protagonist, Oliver Tate, falls in love with pyromaniac, while simultaneously trying to save his parents marriage. It's all a bit surreal and I don't remember that much swearing, but Tate's monologue sounds familiar. Plus it's got quotes like:

"Her lips tasted of milk, Polo mints and Dunhill International"

I can't see everyone liking it, but I do. And it did feel a bit like that.

Boxing Day - Green Lantern and The Station Agent

First up is The Green Lantern:



This is a DC character, one I vaguely remember, but wasn't that impressed by at the time. Here it's been done very well, although the plot, and the villain along with it, aren't particularly brilliant. Plus DC don't have Marvel's Avengers as a movie franchise to tie all the different heroes together, or Stan Lee to do his Hitchcock thing in every movie. Shame really because the DC heroes were always more iconic than Marvel. All in all, not a bad pizza movie.

Second is The Station Agent:



This was on a few weeks ago, which I missed and, based on Mr. Glitz's recommendation, rented on DVD to see what it was like. It's a drama-without-drama, or melodrama, and not really a comedy, but is nice viewing. Dinklage is quite good, and the supporting cast is good quality. Worth a watch.

Christmas Day

At the end of a quiet Christmas Day, I thought I'd watch The 39 Steps:



Classic stuff!

Aliens Prequel

Look what I found:

Why We Fight

This film concerns the effect of the military industry on American Foreign and Domestic policy.

Having been part of this for nearly ten years, half of that in the cold war, it has a certain resonance. I've always felt that we were becoming more militarised as a society, more de-sensitised to increasingly imperialistic foreign adventures.

The singing, though, is teeth-grindingly awful.

Streaming LoveFilm

I'm currently watching The Ghost, via my subscription to LoveFilm.



I'm streaming it, not through the laptop, but on the TV through the new digital box I bought last weekend. It does have a tendency to drop the connection occationally (the box has wi-fi), so it's not ideal, but not bad.

As for the movie, well, it was okay. The acting was top notch but you could see the plot coming a mile away. Le Carre this isn't.

The (Second) Long Weekend - Movies, RPGs and Luck

The second long weekend started, as the other, with movies. I finished watching Pandorum:



Not bad, but I've never been over-enamoured of horror/sci-fi. Whether it's just natural squeamishness or my rather Utopian view of the future, I don't know. I think Mr. Glitz might like it as a good pizza movie, but it wasn't to my taste. Dennis Quaid was in it, though, so it wasn't a bad movie and he is better than Nicolas Cage.

Next up was Inside Job:



Not a heist movie in the precise meaning of the word, but no bank robber ever got away with billions like these guys have. Thanks to this movie, I now know what CDSs and CDOs are and why the executives at Goldman Sachs are being asked awkward questions by the U.S. Congress (but not by the British Parliament it seems. Funny, that).

A Day Out in Northfields

I decided to go to the Shadow Warriors Role Playing Game club meeting in West London, which is the only one I know of that play on a Sunday. It took quite a while to get there from BasVegas, well over two hours, and I forgot my dice (the height of embarrassment: I had to borrow two D10's and a D6! Me!). We played a D&D type game of the GM's devising called UnBound (link is to a PDF). The people were very pleasant, mostly blokes with two women, one an American, who crocheted a lot, which seems to be in vogue. It was an entertaining few hours, if a little slow at times: six players is about the limit.

Luck

A new TV series has started in the States which seems to be a cut above the norm:



I won £75 at a dog track a few years ago, so I've got a bit of interest in this, plus it has Nick Nolte in it who is always worth the money. I look forward to it over here soon.

White Winter

The first frosts of Winter have arrived here at Chez Lemon and this has put me in mind of one of my favourite songs at the moment:

Adventures in Android Programming

Someone I know recently bought themselves an Android phone. This reminded me that I managed to get an early Beta of the AppInventor from Google which allows you to program the phones using a really easy user interface, so I decided to build them a simple app (they have a cat, so the app plays a purring sound or meowing sound when they click on the picture).

The AppInventor is web based but involves using a Java WebApp and an emulator, which you have to download. The designer is relatively straightforward, but it's the blocks editor which is the great bit for the programmer. Look at this:

It even clicks when you place the components. How cool is that. It's like Lego for programmers, not that most programmers don't already have Lego.

Clash of the Titans!

Except that the Titans weren't in it. It was Greek Gods (and heroes) and not Titans, see.

When I was a kid I was given a book written by Roger Lancelyn Green, "Tales of the Greek Heroes" (still in print). It was full of stories about Hercules, Jason and The Argonaughts, Theseus and the Minotaur. Clash of the Titans is about Perseus, Andromeda, the Kraken and the Gorgon, Medusa:



It's a pretty good pizza movie, although the acting isn't brilliant, but, although it's not as much fun as Ray Harryhausen's work, it is true to the spirit of the greek legends. No fighting skeletons, though:

Monday Mayhem a.k.a. Christmas Shopping at Bluewater

As has become traditional over the last few years, my sister and I went to Bluewater, just across the river in Kent, to do our annual Christmas shopping. I thought a Monday would have been quiet, but it was Bedlam, like a Saturday, with queues everywhere.

I already have most of the presents, so there wasn't much to get, but I did buy some Sugru from W.H. Smiths.

It's air-curing silicone rubber you can use to fix and modify almost anything with a surface.

Afterwards, me, my sister and brother-in-law were watching "Have I Got News For You" and in it was this Youtube video which seems to have become viral.

It seems to me to reflect the human condition: that at some deep down level, we're not that much different than some lunatic in the middle of Richmond Park shouting at his dog.

Ringer

Do you ever wonder what happened to Sarah Michelle Gellar after Buffy the Vampire Slayer? Well, she's in a new TV series:

The Long Weekend and Dragonmeet 2011

I have some holiday left at the end of the year so, taking a tip from my erstwhile colleague Mr. Woodcock, I have used some of it to have one day off a week in the run up to Christmas, taking two long weekends.

I started by watching my film subscription which turned up Jonah Hex:



Not bad for a pizza movie, but all the action seems to take place in the dark for some reason, which does diminish the fun.

I also watched Hobo with a Shotgun, and immediately wished I hadn't (don't watch this if you're going to watch Blade Runner in the near future. It'll break you heart):



It's sad to see Rutger Hauer reduced to this rubbish. He wasn't half bad, but you can see he's at the fag-end of his career.

Dragonmeet 2011

Because I was able to do some shopping on Friday, I went to a games festival on Saturday at Kensington Town Hall. It was the usual fare, but I got to play a couple of games. The first was called, fittingly, Lancaster, run by the Phoenix Games Club from East London:

Based on Medieval England in the time of the 100 Years war, it takes an hour-and-a-half, five turns, and is a political, military and economic game for up to five players. There are no dice, but some cards, to simulate fortuna. There were three experienced players, one eight year old girl (the daughter of one) and me. I came third and I got a nice logo embossed dice for playing!

Next up was Wings of War run by the Shadow Warriors RPG Club:

The game was catch the pidgeon, shooting down your opponents. I flew an S.E.5a:

and got pretty banged up, but gave as good as I got. A half-hours fun and I enjoyed it!