Showing posts with label Keanu Reeves. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Keanu Reeves. Show all posts

Wednesday, 3 December 2014

Turning Japanese - 47 Ronin and Kick-Ass 2

Two films from my Amazon subscription. The first is the sequel to the popular Kiss-Ass. Bored with premature "retirement", David Lizewski a.k.a. Kick-Ass (Aaron Taylor-Johnson) and Mindy Macready a.k.a. Hit-Girl (Chloë Grace Moretz) join with other super-heroes while struggling with growing up and leading a normal life.


I must admit that I haven't read much of Mark Millar's work, in particular the Kick-Ass books, so I can't compare them to the original. The one book I have read, Wanted, was awful, and the film much better. The original Kick-Ass had a kind of naive violence, like Tom and Jerry, and the corresponding charm. This has the difficulty that the novelty has worn off, and the violence seems a little more serious and intense, as does the whole film. Jim Carrey (Colonel Stars and Stripes) plays the father figure that Nicolas Cage (Big Daddy) played in the first film, and the supporting cast is good enough, but it is an inferior sequel to a mediocre film.

The second film is 47 Ronin, based on a classic Japanese story. Kai (Keanu Reeves), a mixed-race woodsman in feudal Japan, is treated with suspicion and ill-disguised contempt by his master Lord Asano's (Tadanobu Asano) samurai retainers.


A visually stunning film, and worth watching for that alone, the cast, aside from Reeves (who isn't that bad, really), is excellent, headed by Hiroyuki Sanada as the lead samurai and the beautiful Ko Shibasaki as Kai's true love. Tadanobu Asano and Rinko Kikuchi are also suitably evil as Asano's nemesis and his sorceress.

It's problem, however, is that it adheres too closely to the original story for the Western audience (and is too conservative a film for the modern Japanese audience: Battle Royale is more typical) and yet is too Western for the Japanese audience, so it's no surprise (but a bit unfair) that it's the second most unsuccessful movie of all time, losing $20 million at the box office. You can imagine the effect on us if Hollywood decided to make a film about The Battle of Britain with Harrison Ford as Hugh Dowding, or The Dambusters with Nick Cage as Guy Gibson. Nah.. they wouldn't... would they?

Saturday, 26 January 2013

The Day The Earth Stood Still

This is one of my favourite all-time movies. Er... no, not quite. This is a remake of one of my favourite all-time movies.


Quite apart from the awful idea of remaking one of the best movies of all time... well, no, actually, I think that's bad enough. I don't know where to begin to slag it off. I'll try another tack. I'll try to say what was good about it.

....

No, that's not working, either. I'll try just short word groups and you'll be able to figure it out for yourself.
  • Keanu Reeves as Klaatu;
  • Gort as a nanotech swarm;
  • American military attacking aliens with Predator drones (like firing arrows at a tank; seriously!);
  • Everything else.
The best thing about the original film was that it tried to appeal to our better nature, while the remake just condemns our worst. The threat from old Gort is implied, while the new Gort wipes out entire towns and cities. The old movie was subtle, while the new is heavy handed and crass.

Actually, that may be the one good thing about this movie: it makes you realise how good the old one was. Not that I needed to know.